I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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