check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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