I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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