So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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