R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
