We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I would ride that face into the sunset
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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