He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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