There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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