dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
