Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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