He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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