if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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