Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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