I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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