I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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