nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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