So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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