thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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