How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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