I seem to have left my pride at pride
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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