Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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