Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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