If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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