I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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