I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you traded sex for a burrito?
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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