There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
