My liver just broke up with me...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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