There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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