on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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