Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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