Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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