So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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