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(740): View more from Ohio

Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night

(631): View more from New York

U should. Its a good ice breaker

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(815): View more from Illinois

Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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(443): View more from Maryland

a queef is a wish your heart makes.

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(518): View more from New York

I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Actions speak louder than pants.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire

(213): View more from California

A hand job? Are you 12?

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