Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
how does that bad decision feel?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
