Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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