You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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