genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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