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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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• (716): View more from New York

  For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.

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