you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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