worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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