My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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