So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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