I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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