if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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