We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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