Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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