He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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