Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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