Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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