remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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