How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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