kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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